The economy was once well-to-do

but then Wall Street came unglued

Freddie Mack  brought it tumbling down,

Turning Ben Bernanky's smiles into frowns,

And that ruined everyone's mood.

There once was a man named Poe

Who wrote of Amontillado.

He entombed his story's victim

With a very deadly dictum.

This year's Super Bowl game was quite a fright

But it didn't compare to the half time sight

Justin Timberlake's exposing of Janet's breast

Didn't leave the audience much left to guess.

Who hasn't heard what Janet Jackson

And Justin Timberlake have done?

It was, of course, Janet's exposed breast

That put the censors to the test.